February 2012
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Lesbian, Pornographic Actress has a Tumblr
Her male followers say they want to “Stick it in places”
Her male followers get mad when she shuts them down, even though it is a known fact that she does not find men sexually attractive.
Prom dresses
that-vegan-chick:
Expectation:
Reality:
From serious - to not so serious.
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Have you ever picked that booger, that’s just - so satisfying.
It’s like, “ugh my nose is finally free from your oppressive rule.”
Yeah.
Just now.
Awesome feels.
Anthropology Class
Females: Awwwwwww cute animals
Males: haha kill it, yeah
militarydad:
shake YA ASS
but watch YA SELF
shake YA ASS
show me WAHTCHAWERKINWIT
"Hey I'm taking a picture of you, so just act...
wtfsofunny:
mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
Anonymous asked: YO could you make this tumblr have pages? It's a hella lot easier to go through the posts when I don't need to endlessly scroll down -_______-'
Tumblr has changed me.
Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
trolllinginthedeep:
dreadpiratezoe:
durncriss:
Stop Typing Like This You Look Like A Goddamn Idiot I Want To Hit You With A Keyboard
Don’t Tell Me How To Live My Life
By Fall Out Boy
Getting ready
Me: I don't smell gross, so I'm not going to take a shower.
Mom: But it's Valentine's Day.
Me: HA
kanye west: never mind i'll find someone like me
people for valentines day: I wore red and pink for LOVE
people against valentines day: I wore black. this holiday is corporate and stupid
me: it's valentines day? I WORE BLUE! WHAT DO I GET TO BE?
