egg frozen in ice
Look like a titty
u ever seen a titty son
While you wait for the waiter,
in that moment
do you not become the waiter
they erased my writing :(
stop writing shit like this in public places and making someone’s job harder because they have to clean up after your crusty existential crisis havin ass
Waiting for the vet
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
Your purpose, Mr Potato, is to be made into delicious chips so that I can eat you and all of your friends.