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4lungboy:

kegelking:

fuks:

egg frozen in ice

Look like a titty

u ever seen a titty son

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paulwelsey:

tellthemwhoiwillbe:

While you wait for the waiter, 

in that moment

do you not become the waiter

image

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acidics:

circumsigh:

they erased my writing :(

stop writing shit like this in public places and making someone’s job harder because they have to clean up after your crusty existential crisis havin ass 

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awwww-cute:

Waiting for the vet

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genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

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gemmacorrell:

Your purpose, Mr Potato, is to be made into delicious chips so that I can eat you and all of your friends.

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ruinedchildhood:

The cast of Matilda reenacted the Bruce Bogtrotter cake scene for the movies 17th anniversary [x]

OH MY GOD

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